Generic Love Poem

Generic Love Poem

Call a                          doctor/ plumber/ priest
My heart is               broken/ leaking/ deceased
My life is                   worthless/ so much better/ over
I'm going to              kill myself/ tell your wife/ Dover
How could you         leave me/ not know/ lie?
I hope you                return my stuff/ come back/ die
I'll never                   forget you/ forgive you/ go away
I need                        closure/ a DNA test/ to tell you I'm gay
Your                           face/ crotch/ top of your back
Is                                so beautiful/ lumpy/ unusually slack
Your                           ex/ mother/ best friend from school
Always made me      great coffee/ feel inadequate/ drool
I will                           miss you/ kill you/ stalk you forever
That way we can      be friends/ get away with it/ be together
I'm sorry                   you did this/ I did this /we failed
I promise to               pay you/ dye it back/ get you bailed
Please don't               leave me/ show the Polaroids/ write or call

I loved meeting your family :p

Julia

Hello gorgeous,
you dont deserve to feel down today. You are wonderful and magnificant in your very own way, and you make someone very happy, and I think that makes you significantly less worthless than you think.
You may not know this, but you are the reason someone smiles. You are the person who keeps their sadness away, even if just for a moment. you smile is infectious and your laughter is adorable. And if you snort while laughing thats precious too.
You are the most amazing person I have ever met. I love you